lalondes:

youknowtheres-oil-intheice:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti” 

(via catching-assbutt)

khan-locked:

irenecladler:

irenecladler:

To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,

This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.

Now that’s what I call

Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.

is that…is that Bagelsugar Crumpetmuffin?

(via catching-assbutt)

burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

(via m00sebaby)

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: renloras, via quirreldmortlove)

creepyindian:

teddiesigma:

stapletoothtiger:

my favorite part about this picture

is that matt is just

oh hey look, it’s david tennant. he’s a great actor and i’m proud to play the role he once played.

but then david is all

OMFG IT’S THE DOCTOR DUNUNUNA DUNUNUNA DOOWEEOOOO AAAAHHHHHH DOCTOR WHO THIS IS SO BRILLIANT I LOVE MY LIFE

The difference between actor and fan-boy

I think they look like they are about to make out with each other

(via hermionegrangerandarocketship)