when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,
This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.
Now that’s what I call
Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.
is that…is that Bagelsugar Crumpetmuffin?
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
my favorite part about this picture
is that matt is just
oh hey look, it’s david tennant. he’s a great actor and i’m proud to play the role he once played.
but then david is all
OMFG IT’S THE DOCTOR DUNUNUNA DUNUNUNA DOOWEEOOOO AAAAHHHHHH DOCTOR WHO THIS IS SO BRILLIANT I LOVE MY LIFE
The difference between actor and fan-boy
I think they look like they are about to make out with each other
So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~
You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.